#Undernet @ Undernet stats by chief

Statistics generated on Friday 16 January 2026 - 8:02:18
During this 1674-day reporting period, a total of 10932 different nicks were represented on #Undernet.


Daily activity (last 31 days)
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active times
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 Telac629082534417318643313813368846today"i need someone paying attention to my needs."
2 reina468571416214565113266804190511today"u invite the wrong ones Telac"
3 chief38811110811036887028660789889today"Bastty: https://chief.armour.bot/GdHAI.mp3 (id: 3192)"
4 kp0w37658161101071740466785229190today"Ffs Empus thanks for the mental image"
5 LilMiss3289697863605577113734150146today"Still a better love story than darky and his gtr"
6 Gende30320106467028456380831838612 days ago"ohhhhhh i hope so, that would be great!!!"
7 Empus2525310121580429286400155210today"reina: got a song coming up for you <3"
8 KTF23493228457769288614584765today"we would both get banned for 'recycling jokes'"
9 }P{229336439519846606636882715 days ago"Send it to me in private ? Sure"
10 Dulcinea2003284485580282731776096212 days ago"I just make my coffee ☕️"
11 Shesle1744252364780604513818569845 days ago"He exactly knows what I am talking about"
12 mits`14680121516125460639370861today"youre moving to montreal!"
13 ElfStone14347571024101943428463943today"tell my wife you are my cousin"
14 chosen-1417036094317536188333235yesterday"Mammaloot, that's a lot of booze"
15 Mammaloot13155472037121644307965697today"I meant you can lurk on you gf."
16 FrieT13154588050136251636528912 days ago"don't solicitate in here kp0w"
17 ^510921239119902802373845039today"got my license suspended for 4 months for speed"
18 Cochise104693323259927401807468248898 days ago"[YouTube] This video does not exist."
19 KTP10240373633851685143432613404 days ago"in exchange I will show you my feet"
20 Conn|e956550922473614138642179yesterday"That is the only thing I believe in"
21 Iriselul93621441248636731762323793 days ago"Yeah...it's warmer in dublin haha"
22 lilmoe9228227523251662296633527115 days ago"going to get my passport from egyptian embassy"
23 GhostRyder880812773966282973649659497 days ago"rebelle you must do that yerself,"
24 [Marius]879814652461426261049057today"good thing your job is neither of those then :p"
25 Tripoli8146199532261905102034183yesterday"seems you good cooking better than our chief reina :P"


These didn't make it to the top:
arab (7677) tangerine (7528) TravelerLuka (7108) Lalette (6806) Aces304 (6770)
acescar304 (6369) darkXside (6297) Arya (6162) ketas (6159) HarwesteR (5817)
JaRule1 (5785) Abdellah (5536) burnout (5377) empT (5339) Vaccinae (5173)
Cristi- (5172) birthday (5159) Anca` (5126) spear (5048) schwarz (4854)
humility (4853) Alan (4785) chalcedony (4656) shsl (4406) Mave` (4288)
Lestat (4218) aMc (4026) Skell (3877) GrumpyBear (3779) Roses (3770)
FrostyFrog (3627) Empute (3617) Appocomaster (3399) Secoupe (3129) WildMan (3029)
TEZZ (2984) A^^^^ (2925) Kpin (2880) Hotties (2871) gunner (2855)
Kilgharrah (2824) TEZ (2791) alienated (2760) S[e]bb (2758) `SirBossy1` (2748)
AtomicA (2711) UCGuard (2699) TheAtomicA (2647) kisser (2646) Lestad (2625)

By the way, there were 10857 other nicks.

Most active nicks by hours
  0-5 6-11 12-17 18-23
1 Telac - 25344 Telac - 17318 reina - 11326 Telac - 13813
2 kp0w - 16110 reina - 14565 KTF - 9288 LilMiss - 13734
3 reina - 14162 kp0w - 10717 chief - 8702 chief - 8660
4 chief - 11081 chief - 10368 Telac - 6433 Gende - 8083
5 Gende - 10646 Gende - 7028 Shesle - 6045 reina - 6804
6 Empus - 10121 Empus - 5804 LilMiss - 5771 kp0w - 6785
7 LilMiss - 9786 KTF - 5776 mits` - 5460 }P{ - 6636
8 Dulcinea - 8448 Dulcinea - 5580 chosen- - 5361 Empus - 6400
9 }P{ - 6439 }P{ - 5198 }P{ - 4660 mits` - 6393
10 FrieT - 5880 FrieT - 5013 Gende - 4563 KTF - 6145

Big numbers
Is Quip stupid or just asking too many questions? 72.8% lines contained a question!
Jantz didn't know that much either. 46.2% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was *buffextras, who yelled 99.1% of the time!
Another old yeller was Guards, who shouted 86.1% of the time!
It seems that ariciu-'s shift-key is hanging: 15.0% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <ARICIU-> LOVE IS THE ANSWARE. -

SantaClaus just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 10.2% of the time.
PANDEMONS brings happiness to the world. 42.6% lines contained smiling faces. :)
[Marius] isn't a sad person either, smiling 42.0% of the time.
Cochise seems to be sad at the moment: 56.6% lines contained sad faces. :(
HappyLink is also a sad person, crying 6.1% of the time.
Cochise wrote the longest lines, averaging 238.1 letters per line.
#Undernet average was 30.5 letters per line.
aero-away wrote the shortest lines, averaging 8.9 characters per line.
tyraN_ was tight-lipped, too, averaging 9.1 characters.
chief spoke a total of 789889 words!
chief's faithful follower, Cochise, didn't speak so much: 468248 words.
Leonardo wrote an average of 77.00 words per line.
Channel average was 5.82 words per line.
Chat did 0 sets of 3 yumps, which is about 0 feet (or 0 meters).
That's an impressive 0% of distance to the Moon!

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 there 15494 Telac
2 about 12986 Bastty
3 today 12956 shsl
4 Armour 8683 Bastty
5 still 7542 humility
6 where 7444 humility
7 Humidity 7006 chief
8 Feels 6928 chief
9 would 6813 mokiem
10 prompt 6325 chief

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 for 43020 shsl
2 like 32506 shsl
3 Be 29320 shsl
4 reina 18016 shsl
5 here 17919 Telac

Smileys :-)
 Smiley Number of Uses Last Used by
1 :) 47444 KTF
2 :P 11725 shsl
3 :D 10604 shsl
4 :p 9035 TheDoctor
5 ): 6082 HarwesteR
6 :> 5884 kp0w
7 ;p 5850 humility
8 ;) 4415 mokiem
9 :( 3209 HarwesteR
10 :/ 2472 Telac

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://phatradio.stream 368 chief
2 https://compy.tv 91 chief
3 http://www.spear-radio.ovh 74 spear
4 https://www.undernet.org/gline#jp-flood 73 Skell
5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJdovJC6aTw 61 darkXs1de_jo

Top greentexters
 Nick Greentext lines Percentage of Greentext Lines in All Lines Random Greentext
1 ElfStone 73 0.51% >>>>>>> chalcedony <<<<<<<
2 TravelerLuka 18 0.25% >mad cow disease
3 kp0w 8 0.02% >Asks why
4 KTF 8 0.03% >:/
5 Kpin 8 0.28% > .ub's it
6 Lalette 7 0.10% >:d<
7 IRA_Guy 5 38.46% >:)
8 HappyLink 5 0.76% >:D< Take care you alll
9 Mokona 5 0.31% >.>
10 andapanda 5 1.72% >:D< ElfStone }P{ Dulcinea KTP

Biggest linkers
 Nick Lines with Links Percentage of Links in All Lines Random Link
1 chief 9010 23.22% http://help.openai.com
2 Telac 542 0.86% https://dec5d6x1eivq1.cloudfront.net/uploads/2022/01/y50ddfr-i2krj6ekgn07-aodwv4-1024x650.jpg
3 reina 340 0.73% https://i.imgur.com/eueEgEy.jpeg
4 Empus 330 1.31% http://us.undernet.org
5 empT 237 4.44% https://youtu.be/79fzeNUqQbQ
6 }P{ 213 0.93% https://www.dw.com/en/worlds-largest-digital-camera-to-transform-astronomy/video-71201298
7 Alan 183 3.82% https://ibb.co/HXzVrzw
8 Skell 164 4.23% https://imgur.com/NsdskfO
9 Shesle 156 0.89% https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdCtdIVd0cI
10 lilmoe 152 1.65% https://ibb.co/hLxz98p

Biggest coomers
 Nick Lines with Coom Links Percentage of Cooms in All Lines Random Coom
1 Telac 1 0.00% https://ibb.co/dp55H80
2 Spear- 1 0.06% https://imgur.com/gallery/xrIrWOS

Other interesting numbers
w3stside wasn't very popular, getting kicked 484 times!
tyraN_ seemed to be hated too: 263 kicks were received.
Telac talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 127 times!
Another lonely one was alienated, who managed to hit 124 times.
K83f couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 2495 joins during this reporting period!
DrSissy has quite a potty mouth. 4.2% words were foul language.
For example, like this:
     <DrSissy> fuck you

Icame_2_Kill also makes sailors blush, 3.6% of the time.
Total number of lines: 1914782.