#Undernet @ Undernet stats by chief

Statistics generated on Tuesday 20 January 2026 - 9:02:16
During this 1678-day reporting period, a total of 10962 different nicks were represented on #Undernet.


Daily activity (last 31 days)
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active times
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 Telac630662537117382649913814369842today"Empus: and if not, why not?"
2 reina474191433014799114286862193148today"hahaha right, when u find that man, meet me up"
3 chief39085111411047687548714797503today"shsl: https://chief.armour.bot/6rvoA.png (id: 3199)"
4 kp0w37876162281079540676786230664today"I boil water professionally"
5 LilMiss32896978636055771137341501464 days ago"i thought that was greek42m"
6 Gende30320106467028456380831838616 days ago"Conn|e don't be sorry! just spank"
7 Empus2547810222587029506436156462today"it's based on a chinese book series"
8 KTF24180236460169597620387308today"Go have a snickers, karena."
9 }P{22970644252134669664688418today"Yeah, I have to use the dryer, it's too humid and cold otherwise"
10 Dulcinea20036844855802831317760970yesterday"KTF: but you say hi to me about one hour ago"
11 Shesle1744252364780604513818569849 days ago"Never seen suvlaki on musaka before"
12 mits`14930122516265666641372489today"good lort i have the sniffles so bad"
13 ElfStone14483581224281945429864504today"what's the syntax for this new AI we got?"
14 chosen-1424936164361538988333432yesterday"chief: tell me more about the battle of Selimbar"
15 FrieT1319858845053625163653086yesterday""getting"? it's way past there KTF :)"
16 Mammaloot131574720371216463079657134 days ago"I meant you can lurk on you gf."
17 ^511197240820472895384746677today"that was on 2011 models, until 2018 models, then they fixed"
18 Cochise104693323259927401807468248902 days ago"SCORPIO (Health): will pass!"
19 KTP10240373633851685143432613408 days ago"and that's why I'm dead tired"
20 Conn|e958351102473614138642250yesterday"But that is not cos she is proud of it"
21 Iriselul9374144924863675176432426yesterday"Oh, telac is looking for visas too?"
22 lilmoe9228227523251662296633527119 days ago"what a fucked up world we live in"
23 [Marius]8835146524614299610493463 days ago"whos birthday is it todya mits`?"
24 GhostRyder880812773966282973649659501 days ago"BO Beana rhymes in my mind with how i pronounce reina"
25 Tripoli8174199932441909102234321yesterday"HarwesteR is your horny day done yet?"


These didn't make it to the top:
arab (7677) tangerine (7528) TravelerLuka (7108) Aces304 (6891) Lalette (6808)
acescar304 (6369) ketas (6363) darkXside (6297) Arya (6162) HarwesteR (5887)
JaRule1 (5785) Abdellah (5536) burnout (5476) empT (5341) Vaccinae (5173)
Cristi- (5172) birthday (5167) humility (5167) Anca` (5126) spear (5068)
schwarz (4854) Alan (4829) chalcedony (4701) shsl (4667) Mave` (4288)
Lestat (4218) aMc (4026) Skell (3986) GrumpyBear (3779) Roses (3770)
FrostyFrog (3627) Empute (3617) TEZZ (3617) Appocomaster (3400) Secoupe (3129)
WildMan (3029) gunner (2954) A^^^^ (2925) S[e]bb (2881) Kpin (2880)
Hotties (2871) Kilgharrah (2865) TEZ (2791) alienated (2760) `SirBossy1` (2748)
AtomicA (2711) UCGuard (2699) kisser (2652) TheAtomicA (2647) Lestad (2625)

By the way, there were 10887 other nicks.

Most active nicks by hours
  0-5 6-11 12-17 18-23
1 Telac - 25371 Telac - 17382 reina - 11428 Telac - 13814
2 kp0w - 16228 reina - 14799 KTF - 9597 LilMiss - 13734
3 reina - 14330 kp0w - 10795 chief - 8754 chief - 8714
4 chief - 11141 chief - 10476 Telac - 6499 Gende - 8083
5 Gende - 10646 Gende - 7028 Shesle - 6045 reina - 6862
6 Empus - 10222 KTF - 6016 LilMiss - 5771 kp0w - 6786
7 LilMiss - 9786 Empus - 5870 mits` - 5666 }P{ - 6646
8 Dulcinea - 8448 Dulcinea - 5580 chosen- - 5389 Empus - 6436
9 }P{ - 6442 }P{ - 5213 }P{ - 4669 mits` - 6413
10 FrieT - 5884 FrieT - 5053 Gende - 4563 KTF - 6203

Big numbers
Is Quip stupid or just asking too many questions? 72.8% lines contained a question!
Jantz didn't know that much either. 46.2% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was *buffextras, who yelled 99.1% of the time!
Another old yeller was Guards, who shouted 86.1% of the time!
It seems that ariciu-'s shift-key is hanging: 15.0% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <ARICIU-> !H

SantaClaus just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 10.2% of the time.
PANDEMONS brings happiness to the world. 42.6% lines contained smiling faces. :)
[Marius] isn't a sad person either, smiling 42.0% of the time.
Cochise seems to be sad at the moment: 56.6% lines contained sad faces. :(
HappyLink is also a sad person, crying 6.1% of the time.
Cochise wrote the longest lines, averaging 238.1 letters per line.
#Undernet average was 30.5 letters per line.
aero-away wrote the shortest lines, averaging 8.9 characters per line.
tyraN_ was tight-lipped, too, averaging 9.1 characters.
chief spoke a total of 797503 words!
chief's faithful follower, Cochise, didn't speak so much: 468248 words.
Leonardo wrote an average of 77.00 words per line.
Channel average was 5.83 words per line.
Chat did 0 sets of 3 yumps, which is about 0 feet (or 0 meters).
That's an impressive 0% of distance to the Moon!

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 there 15616 shsl
2 about 13069 ChiefRA
3 today 12994 Telac
4 Armour 8723 chief
5 still 7594 reina
6 where 7502 chief
7 Humidity 7062 chief
8 Feels 6987 chief
9 would 6855 Telac
10 prompt 6357 chief

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 for 43323 reina
2 like 32803 kp0w
3 Be 29460 shsl
4 reina 18192 shsl
5 here 18046 ne0nz

Smileys :-)
 Smiley Number of Uses Last Used by
1 :) 47811 ne0nz
2 :P 11788 KTF
3 :D 10656 shsl
4 :p 9088 KTF
5 ): 6083 aerozol_
6 :> 5969 KTF
7 ;p 5889 reina
8 ;) 4455 ChiefRA
9 :( 3244 ChiefRA
10 :/ 2505 S[e]bb

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://phatradio.stream 380 chief
2 https://compy.tv 91 chief
3 http://www.spear-radio.ovh 75 spear
4 https://www.undernet.org/gline#jp-flood 73 Skell
5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJdovJC6aTw 61 darkXs1de_jo

Top greentexters
 Nick Greentext lines Percentage of Greentext Lines in All Lines Random Greentext
1 ElfStone 73 0.50% >>>>>>> chalcedony <<<<<<<
2 TravelerLuka 18 0.25% >mad cow disease
3 KTF 10 0.04% >:|
4 Kpin 8 0.28% >gets out of jails
5 kp0w 8 0.02% >joins channel
6 Lalette 7 0.10% >:d<
7 Mokona 5 0.31% >.>
8 IRA_Guy 5 38.46% >:)
9 HappyLink 5 0.76% >:D< Take care you alll
10 andapanda 5 1.72% >:D< ElfStone }P{ Dulcinea KTP

Biggest linkers
 Nick Lines with Links Percentage of Links in All Lines Random Link
1 chief 9060 23.18% https://chief.armour.bot/pqoJe.png
2 Telac 545 0.86% https://pastebin.com/rFsFLszY
3 reina 344 0.73% https://i.imgur.com/re19uUr.jpeg
4 Empus 330 1.30% https://youtu.be/TrLhgvgAW8s
5 empT 238 4.46% https://youtu.be/bdneye4pzMw
6 }P{ 213 0.93% https://share.google/MmxgaJTGICMCPqc6l
7 Alan 187 3.87% https://youtube.com/shorts/dcMSL2Rmt64?si=fY1bVNWrsQqpvRHQ
8 Skell 166 4.16% https://www.facebook.com/reel/8590299781087757
9 Shesle 156 0.89% http://onlyhips.com
10 lilmoe 152 1.65% https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qggxTtnKTMo&pp=ygUWZGFuY2luZyB3aXRoIHRoZSBkZXZpbA%3D%3D

Biggest coomers
 Nick Lines with Coom Links Percentage of Cooms in All Lines Random Coom
1 Telac 1 0.00% https://ibb.co/dp55H80
2 Spear- 1 0.06% https://imgur.com/gallery/xrIrWOS

Other interesting numbers
w3stside wasn't very popular, getting kicked 484 times!
tyraN_ seemed to be hated too: 265 kicks were received.
Telac talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 127 times!
Another lonely one was alienated, who managed to hit 124 times.
K83f couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 2495 joins during this reporting period!
DrSissy has quite a potty mouth. 4.2% words were foul language.
For example, like this:
     <DrSissy> fuck you

Icame_2_Kill also makes sailors blush, 3.6% of the time.
Total number of lines: 1923627.